End of Days

Fatty News Bulletin

Last night at 10pm, a lyssa zampa flew into the grandma’s room. This is the third sighting of the moth in the house. And it is always in grandma’s room. The probable reason is that the window faces Bukit Timah Hill and the window is probably the only one opened at that time.

The evacuation operation of the moth was carried out solely by Grandma. (The bum is busy watching TV. Actually he is just too lazy to get his butt off.) The operation required a ladder (the moth was perched on the mantle) and a plastic bag (attached to a pole if out of reach). The operation was a success accompanied with a scolding for the bum for not helping!

Fatty, off to catch lunch.. singing, “Quick give me knife and fork, I want to eat steak!”…

At 1 am, as the bum was talking to grandma in her room, both of them noticed a flying insect near the VCR.

“No another moth again!” both cried out.

But to their surprise, it was a grasshopper. A very big one! It is about 10cm in length. What’s more, it can fly! Never in the bum’s life has he ever seen such a big one! Wonder where is his childhood?

As usual, they caught it and released it on the plants at the balcony. When the bum checked the plants in the morning, it has disappeared. Pray no bird has eaten it!

Cecilia..

It happened last night again! At about the same time as well, Grandma entered the room and quickly called for the calvery to get rid of Lyssa Zampa.

The bum quickly grabbed the camera and rushed over to grandma’s room. He found the moth flying haphazardly, sometimes left, sometimes right, like a car out of control. Grandma then revealed that she had just sprayed insectide around the house after she had mopped the floor. The moth probably had contacted it.

Hoping the moth can pull through, the bum quickly caught the moth with a plastic bag and brought it to the balcony for release. However the moth flew back into the living room and perched itself on the mantle. Damn! Too high for the bum to reached. All lights were then switched off, hoping the moth will be attracted to lights outside and will fly out.

After seeing slight flying movement near the baloncy, the bum switched on the lights and started to chat with Grandma in the living room. And when he slapped his hand on his hip, he felt a velvet-like feather and saw something dropped to the floor. Oh no! It’s the moth and it had flew onto the bum and the bum had nearly killed it with his hand. When he poked his fingers at the moth, the moth moved but could not fly away. Looked like it was badly injured, the legs looked crushed. The bum then moved lyssa near the balcony, hoping it would fly away later. But alas, sometime later, the moth drew its last breath and died. So sad!!

Cecilia.. Wiping off a tear with her new paw…

The Fallen Moth

For two Sundays in the month of June, the forest fairies appeared and showed the public the joy of briskwalking in nature. They led them down the path from MacRitchie to Rifle Range Road and finally all the way up to the summit of Bukit Timah Hill. The fairies may have cast too strongly a spell on the public. The fastest of them even managed to reach the summit in the time of an hour twenty-four minutes. All the fairies had a wonderful time and they hope those that joined,had enjoy themselves too.

A beautiful morning to walk! And to enjoy nature!

Reported by Cecilia..

Cecilia: That fat bum is a fairy? Uck!! (Vomit!)